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Hi everybody, it's Associate Fellow of the Fun Bureau, Nacho Friendly here. I hope you're all enjoying the Olympics and waffles the world's offering you these days. I highly recommend them both. If you live in the Hollywood area, and have a hankerin' for Olympics, you gotta go with Big Wangs where they offer a cornucopia of flat-screens for your eye hunger. After you wear yourself out cheering on the United States of Awesome, you're gonna wanna carb up. Saunter, amble or mosey over to Kitchen 24, whose literally open all day and all night.

All shilling aside, this is a great time to be in LA. It's right before the Santa Ana's come in and make the weather oppressive. Football's about to start at the high school, college, and professional level. The 2008 models need to make room for the 2009s, despite the fact that it's not even autumn. There's probably going to be some ridiculously bad movies coming over the next month, so check those out.

Lemme lay some perspective on ya: I just drove cross-country last week, starting with my feet in the water of the Atlantic. Y'know what it's like out there? It's fucking hot. But not only is it hot, it's fucking humid. The people are really friendly tho. I think the world would like Americans more if they could only talk with toothless third shifters at Shell stations along Interstate 40. But only if they're forbidden of talking about anything of consequence. But y'know, despite how awesome people are throughout America, you never feel truly loved until some giant SUV tries to cross the double line from the HOV lane on the 210 in Pasadena. I guess what I'm saying is, it's good to be back. We've still got a few more weeks of summer and I trust you all will heed my advice and show LA some love.