Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Terrorists Have Won

Well, readers if you've come around here lately you'll know that I haven't been doing the "To Do" videos lately. That's right, I'm taking some time off of them. I finally got to the point where these stopped being fun and they started to feel like a job, and if you know me at all you know that I really, really hate working. But don't worry everybody I'll be coming back someday.

In the meantime here's Uncle Reemus to cheer us all up.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Bad Blogger right here!

Yeah so no video last night and I don't really have a good reason. I was home I had time I just didn't shoot anything. Well, here's the J. Geils Band to make up for all of that. Please forgive me everyone and remember I am probably the laziest person alive.

Monday, September 15, 2008

To Do: Monday September 15th, 2008

We're looking at 4 days till "Igor." Now you may be asking yourself hey why I am I watching an Igor trailer in Dave's normal spot? Well, that's because Dave and his writing partners (The amazing Joe Dickerson and Zack Fox) actually worked as consultants on this movie! That's right the first crysturbating movie is coming out this Friday!

Sorry there won't be a normal post tonight but watch for "Igor" related posts all this week counting down to a crysturbating exclusive, let's just say Dave booked an interview with one of the film's big stars!

Friday, September 12, 2008

To Do: Friday September 12th- Sunday September 14th 2008

Oh Paris in the sumer time. Is there anywhere else you'd rather be? Well, I guess Venice when you're in love, but I don't have a video like that so stop hounding me about that you son of a bitch! Anyway, let's take a look at Dave's recent trip to Paris and look at the fun he's having! Have a good weekend everyone!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

To Do: Thursday September 11th, 2008

Love, it's not easy. It's something even the smartest and bravest of us struggle with from time to time. Well, Dave is not alone but luckily he's experienced (very experienced) and with that experience comes knowledge that he can translate into advice. So let's take a time out from our hectic schedule and let's listen to Dave and hear what he has to say about love.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

To Do: Wednesday September 10th, 2008

It's time for a trip! A trip to the world's fair, that is. That's right today Dave is our captain on "The Funtime Express" and luckily we all have tickets to ride!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

To Do: Tuesday September 9th, 2008

What would you do if you only had 12 hours to live? Who would you call? How would you spend your last moments on this precious planet. Well, we might be faced with that quandary soon because they are firing up that Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland and once that thing is going who knows what can happen? Tonight Dave offers up his plans for his last moments and I think it's a winner.

To Do: Monday September 8th 2008

Oh comedy, the most subjective of the arts. One thing is known what makes one person laugh could be another man's tragedy. Well, not today. Today Dave has a joke for us that guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Today, is the day that we have all hoped for. Today is the beginning of our own personal American Dream.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Down but not out

So youtube is going through maintenance right now and because of that I can't post tonight's to do in a timely manner. I know this is really bumming you all out since most of you are doing whatever it is I would've told you to do. Anyway as is custom when I can't actually post one of my own videos here's my music pick for today. It's fairly old but it always makes me want to dance. Here's Clap Your Hands Say Yeah with "The Skin of my Yellow Country Teeth"

Friday, September 5, 2008

To Do: Friday September 5th- Sunday September 7th 2008

It is said that music can tame the savage beast. Well, this weekend Dave is here to fend off all the savage beasts out there with a song that will carry us through the ages. Let us listen to his siren song and enjoy this most glorious of weekends!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

To Do: Thursday September 4th, 2008

The last time Sockie stopped around these parts he was kind of a jerk. Well, this time Sockie has turned a new leaf. Thank god, Dave is around for his friends. Thank god, for Dave Canseco.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

To Do: Wednesday September 3rd, 2008

Once the door containing one's dreams have been broken down anything is possible, or better yet let us all quote Kevin Garnett and say together, "impossible is nothing!" Today, in Dave's first day PB (post burrito) he reaches for the highest mountain and dreams the biggest dream!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

To Do: Tuesday September 2, 2008

Conquering your demons. Standing up to those who spit you in the eye. It takes character, it takes grit, it takes that old time American gumption that made this country so great. Today Dave stands up to his oppressors and bloodies their noses. Today Dave fights for everyone who has been knocked down by standing up with them.

Site News

Hey guys just real quick the to do's this week are going to be posted a little later than normal. Sorry just have some job stuff that I have to take care of and unfortunately I can't get to the to do's at my normal time. In order to make amends with you here's the best song of the summer.