Friday, June 24, 2011

Check me out on tumblr!

Hey I'm moving this blog to tumblr where I will post for about a week then lose interest. Follow me there!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Gentlemen Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen

What? You're still Icing Bros? How passé dawg, that ish was soooooooooo May 2010. In the here and now we roll a little classier, some might say a little better. We don't mess around with that namby pamby Smirnoff hooch. We go for the fucking throat. We play Gentlemen Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen.

The rules are simple:

When presented with a glass of Jameson, the gentleman must sit and leasurly sip the jameson, unless of course the gentlman being Jamesoned is able to counter with his own glass of Jameson; where by the original Jamesoner must sit and sip two glasses of jameson while listening to calssic jazz music. Also: all conversations must contain at least one use of the word "supple".

Internets, do you thing. Icing Bros is a blasé activity from a bygone era played by the bourgeois. Now it's time for the common man to rise up and prank like a Gentleman should: by Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen.

hat tip to Alex Swaekauski for this and all his many other inspired ideas.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I challenged Alex Swaekauski to a race around the world. Winner gets $40. I bet I'll win! FUNNNNN!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

To Do: December 8th, 2009

Who doesn't love Christmas? Who doesn't love the art of beatboxing? Who doesn't love Dave Canseco? This may be the most perfect video ever made. God blesses everyone!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

To Do: December 2nd, 2009

Woo boy it's been a long time since Dave has done a little to do video, let's check in and see what he's been up to. What's that? Dave has a new special friend?!?!?! I'm so happy for him! That fucker who said nice guys finish last can go to hell. Congratulations Dave, love isn't dead after all.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Well I know I have one reader

Dooo da doo da dooo. Oh let me just take a gander at warming glow, what's this development news"

NBC GREENLIGHTS CRIME-SOLVING MAGICIAN. Yeah, those words just happened. Crime-solving magician. Variety: “The concept centers on a master magician whose career is in ruins after he develops stage fright and agoraphobia; an elite law enforcement agency recruits him to take an unusual approach to cracking tough cases.” *praying* Listen, God, I’m sorry if I’ve doubted you recently. Just send the swarms of locusts, okay? Anything but this. Amen.


Jesus NBC, I knew you were desperate for ideas, but stealing from this crappy site?! I don't even post that often. You could do better, much, much better.

Friday, September 25, 2009

I'm really proud of this

My girlfriend's dad sent me this link.

This is the letter I wrote in response:

To whom it may concern:

My name is David Canseco, I'm a 28 year old community college student with dreams. Dreams that have yet to this day never been accomplished for you see all my life I've only wanted to do one thing and that is to be a world renown magician who moonlights as a private investigator.

My parents laughed at this idea, my friends call me an idiot, no one believes in me, or my dream. But I still dare to dream. Dare to be a magician who runs a small yet successful private investigation firm out of his apartment. Dare to make large buildings disappear, dare to get in long drawn out car chases through the hills of Malibu in my 1978 GTO,because dammit this is America the land of opportunity, the land where dreams come true.

I think in total this little dream of mine will cost near or around $150,000 for magic lessons and supplies as well as getting bonded and trained as a private investigator as well as my late 70's American made muscle car. Yes, it is a lot of money but consider this an investment in one hell of a future.

My phone number is ### ###-#### and i've attached some photos to let you know what a looker I am.

Thank you,

David Canseco