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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Tucker Marolf Nickname newsletter 12/9/08 Edition

The following are a list of nicknames for Tucker Marolf conceived around or nearing 12/9/08

Fucker
Puss Boy Marolf
Mr. Goes To Disneyland All The Time Guy
The Love Colonel
Friend.

What is Crysturbating?

cry·stur·ba·ting

Function: verb

: the act of crying whilst masturbating.

So why name a blog this? The answer is simple really: we believe that no matter how bad things get we won't let anything ruin our good time. Basically we're the people who dance at shows, we're the people who sing bad karaoke, we're the people who keep the party going.

We've noticed that although there are many blogs about living in the city of Los Angeles most of them are just plain obnoxious. We're here to change all that. Hopefully you'll enjoy the ride.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Tucker Marolf Nickname newsletter 12/9/08 Edition

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