To Do: December 8th, 2009

Who doesn't love Christmas? Who doesn't love the art of beatboxing? Who doesn't love Dave Canseco? This may be the most perfect video ever made. God blesses everyone!

I'm really proud of this

My girlfriend's dad sent me this link.

This is the letter I wrote in response:

To whom it may concern:

My name is David Canseco, I'm a 28 year old community college student with dreams. Dreams that have yet to this day never been accomplished for you see all my life I've only wanted to do one thing and that is to be a world renown magician who moonlights as a private investigator.

My parents laughed at this idea, my friends call me an idiot, no one believes in me, or my dream. But I still dare to dream. Dare to be a magician who runs a small yet successful private investigation firm out of his apartment. Dare to make large buildings disappear, dare to get in long drawn out car chases through the hills of Malibu in my 1978 GTO,because dammit this is America the land of opportunity, the land where dreams come true.

I think in total this little dream of mine will cost near or around $150,000 for magic lessons and supplies as well as getting bonded and trained as a private investigator as well as my late 70's American made muscle car. Yes, it is a lot of money but consider this an investment in one hell of a future.

My phone number is ### ###-#### and i've attached some photos to let you know what a looker I am.

Thank you,

David Canseco

Thank You!

I'd really add more but I'm sure I'm the only one that'll see this.

Blow up my car

My car has been the bane of my existence for the past 2 years please vote for this video and help me preserve what was once my sanity. Thank you.

Dave

Yeah...

It's amazing how quickly a night can devolve into drinking irish whiskey and listening to pain-killer era wilco.

Bee Debate Public Access Show

This week we study the effects of introducing africanized honey bees to middle america, not really the captain just cries about his dead son again.

Dave's Booze Bash Memories

And so here we are the final of three Booze Bash videos. I hope it was as much fun for you as it was for me. Guessing that I'm the only person who will ever read this post I'm going to say yes it is. Have fun and see you kids tomorrow night!

The Mule's Booze Bash Memory

And so here's part 2 of 3. Tune in later this week for our thrilling conclusion.

Booze Bash Memories

Made some videos over the past weekend to hype up the annual Swaekauski and Dave (Plus Mueller) Birthday Booze Bash. Here's Alex looking back on some of his favorite Booze Bash Memories. Check in this week for some more!