THE SINGLE GREATEST CRIME IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY

Hi everybody! Hey why don't you go ahead and watch this video above. Go ahead! It's fun! Oh getting a little bored? Why don't you fastfoward a bit, let's say to the 6:15 mark of the clip. Oh hey there's a cute little dance! One that looks oddly familiar...Where have I seen that before?



OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S MY DANCE! DAMN YOU CONAN O'BRIEN DAMN YOU TO YOUR DIRTY GINGER HELL THAT YOU WILL ROT IN FOREVER!

The Greatest Gift of All

Hello Everyone! After a long absence Dave Canseco is back! He's here today to share his gift to the world and what is that you ask? Well that's the gift of dance of course! That's right he's here today to share with you the dance that will be filling the clubs in 2009. Thank you Dave Canseco!